for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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