You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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