Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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