Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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