Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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