Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
