yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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