Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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