Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The air taste purple.
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