Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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