he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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