think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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