@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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