There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Quick, to the slutcave!
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
