Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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