it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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