Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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