I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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