I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Four minutes until I can fart!
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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