i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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