No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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