I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm jealous of your bromance
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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