D3 body, D1 cock
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
All I want is dick and wine.
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