so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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