Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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