Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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