when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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