i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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