he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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