wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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