i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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