went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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