You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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