sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You can make out without kissing
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