hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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