4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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