I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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