My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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