But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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