Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
bring money and cleavage
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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