its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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