whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
This couple is walking their pig around campus
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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