Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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