she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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