Dual....:-)
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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