shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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