Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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