I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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