You just made me feel so damn special
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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