The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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